You: SEX IS AHMAZING
Stranger: Well isn’t this awkward.
You: not with little kids
Stranger: damn right bro
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: forks washington
You: im edward cullen
Stranger: SWEET
You: can i dazzel you spidemonkey
Stranger: Im from Phoenix, Im Bella
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